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Eats Crow, Declares Uwe Boll's Postal A Damn Good Movie. Really.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, stop the presses! This is why, as
tempting as it may be, you do not give up on a film maker. Uwe Boll has
made a good movie. This is not a joke. This is not a test of the emergency
broadcast system. This is honest to god truth. Postal is not merely competent.
It’s not just okay. It is brash, bold, smart when called for and
stupid when required and - most importantly - it is frequently and intentionally
laugh out loud funny.
Rather than continuing to fight his public and online image Boll has decided
to embrace it, intentionally elevating the level of absurdity and shlock
here to never before seen levels, all in the name of creating one of the
most coarse, vulgar and offensive comedies ever put to celluloid. This
is a movie that sees Boll appear on screen gleefully claiming to finance
his films with Nazi gold. This is a film that features a frontal nude
shot of former Kid in the Hall Dave Foley in its opening minutes. This
is a film that features the World Trade Center hijackers attempting to
change course because there’s a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
And while it certainly will offend it will do so, perhaps surprisingly,
because beneath the madness it features some surprisingly pointed and
accurate moments of social satire.
Postal is a film difficult to summarize without simply spoiling the jokes
but here is a rough outline: our ‘hero’ is a twenty something
trailer park dweller, laid off from a factory job and trying to find work
while living off welfare with his grotesquely obese, chronically –
and graphically - unfaithful wife. Just outside of town lives his uncle
Dave – that’d be Dave Foley - the con man leader of a fake
religious cult to whom he is known as Uncle Dave and to whom they pay
out both large amounts of cash and sexual favors. Unknown to his nubile
flock, however, Uncle Dave hasn’t been paying his taxes and the
compound is in danger of being shut down. Following quite possibly the
most demeaning job interview on the history of the planet and a trip to
the welfare office gone horribly and hysterically wrong our hero agrees
to help Uncle Dave on a scam to get his personal slice of heaven back
in the black. More on that in a moment.
Running simultaneous to this is the second key plotline, this one revolving
around Osama Bin Laden and his core al Quaeda members, living in the back
room of a local variety store while they plan their next move. Though
Osama is simply going through the motions of being an international terror
leader to stave off boredom his key lieutenant and chief boot licker has
come up with a plan even more devastating than the 9-11 attacks, the key
of which is – surprise, surprise – also key to Uncle Dave’s
plan.
What both sides want is a shipment of rare, coveted, Krotchy dolls, Krothy
being a little penis shaped cartoon character voiced by “International
Superstar” Vern Troyer. Uncle Dave wants to sell them on Ebay. Osama
wants to lace them with biological agents and before doing the same thing.
But before either can proceed the dolls need to be ‘liberated’
from a German themed amusement park run by Uwe Boll, playing himself.
Chaos – and rampant gun play – ensues.
Playing like a demented blend of South Park, the Farrelly Brothers and
Troma – though with better production values and casting than any
of those can typically boast – Postal positively blazes through
a first act, leaping from moment to moment and sketch to sketch, gleefully
poking fun at religious extremism, political manipulation, race politics,
and conspiracy theory. The pace sags some in the middle act as it makes
the transition from rapid fire sketch comedy into a more coherent narrative
but the third act is, once again, full force and all guns a-blazing. As
is always the case with this sort of shock-comedy mileage will vary from
viewer to viewer and gag to gag – some will undoubtedly find it
purely offensive with no redeeming qualities – but the hit to miss
ratio is surprisingly strong and the writing truly audacious in sections.
The film is an equal opportunity offender, with a little something thrown
in to get everybody from every segment of society.
The film is carried primarily on three fronts. First is the writing. Much
like South Park, Postal is far smarter than it appears on the surface.
Yes, there is a healthy portion of pure toilet humor but Boll proves surprisingly
adept at taking positions held by both extreme right and left American
politics, stretching them way beyond their logical conclusions and turning
them back in on themselves. The opening conversation between hijackers,
the welfare office shoot out, and the job interview – example all
lifted just from the opening act - all carry a surprising level of subtext
to them and, if nothing else, you have to admire the man for having the
stones to make a film sure to infuriate Republicans and Islamic extremists
alike.
The second major strength lies with the cast. Even Boll’s most vocal
detractors have had to admire his ability to cast big names in his film
and while Postal may not include a true a-list star it does feature a
seemingly endless string of serious character actors all of whom are perfectly
used and all of whom are obviously loving every minute of what they’re
doing. Watch for J.K Simmons – that’d be J. Jonah Jameson
to you Spider-Man fans – in a bit part as an anti-government conspiracy
theorist, in particular. The first half of the film, as characters are
introduced, provides a steady stream of ‘Hey, I know that guy …’
moments.
The third strength lies with Boll and his technical crew. The man has
developed some decent technical chops and, having spent so much time on
horror and action films, he’s able to stage scenes that other films
of this type could never properly attempt. The cinematography is strong,
the editing is sharp and while I think the middle act could stand with
a bit of a trim there’s hardly an ounce of fat on the film otherwise.
So. There you have it. The subject matter and approach guarantees that
Postal will not be for everyone. It pokes fun at some otherwise untouchable
subjects and there is a large segment of the populace that simply doesn’t
care for vulgar comedy. And that’s fair enough. But for a film of
this type Postal is an unqualified success, a film that knows what it
wants to be and hits all of its marks. A good film? Hell, I can’t
remember the last film that made me laugh this hard.
** UPDATE **
A certain Mr. Ward - no idea if it's really him, honestly - has been trying
to embed the opening scene of the film in the comments section, unsuccessfully
because our publishing software doesn't allow it. So I'll link to it here.
It's a VERY low grade cam job of the scene that looks like ass but the
audio comes through loud and clear, which is what you need for this particular
bit. It's spoilerific but it's literally the first scene of the film and
is also the bit that let me know I was about to have to rethink everything
I though I knew about Boll ...
Quelle:
http://twitchfilm.net/archives/009894.html
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